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Sunday, August 28, 2005
 

Every time you eat spaghetti ... The Flying Spaghetti Monster adds a pseudo science class in school. Please think of the students.
 
Sunday, January 09, 2005
 

Nutsack squirrel the mass kitten killer, many kittens will die today.
 
Thursday, December 23, 2004
 
Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens.
Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten.  Please think of the kittens.
 
 
Little Nicky cloned cat created by genetic savings and clone
Little Nicky, first pet cloned cat, reportedly fapping can still kill $50,000 cats, the amount paid for Little Nicky. The cat was created by Genetic Savings and Clone which the owner states has created a cat with the same personality.
 
 

Go ahead and masturbate all you want, those little guys are never gonna catch that kitten. Cheer up little guy!
 
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
 
Sunday, October 24, 2004
 
Friday, October 01, 2004
 
Get a free ipod, this has been verified at wired.com and in other media. Sign up with my link and get a free gmail invitation. Visit rateipodoffers.com to find the best offer.

Check out freeipodguide.com for more details.

How it works:
1. You sign up and complete an offer and get 5 other people to sign up and complete an offer (offers rated).
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The company running this (Offer Centric) does several deals like this. They could make 40 bucks for referring someone to one of the offers and they make money by betting the majority of the people who do it don’t manage to get 5 people. Some of the offers require you to subscribe to something, but with most of them you can cancel before the free trial runs out and you won’t have to pay anything.

Currently Blockbuster is the best offer, the service is easy to cancel, just click a link and is free during the trial. Just make sure not to cancel until you have received confirmation from the conga line that your referral was received.
 
 

Jihad Kittens of the Apocalypse
Every time an infidel masturbates we'll send him to Allah!
 
 
Every time you send that fucking picture, God kills a Domo-kun. Please think of the Domo-kuns
Every time you send that fucking picture, God kills a Domo-kun. Please think of the Domo-kuns
 
 



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